Mr and Mrs Lamb would not at all enjoy being city lambs. They preferred the peace and grass to noise and concrete. However, their main complaint with their rural circumstances was the unreliable Wi-Fi.
Mr Lamb considered chewing the bills from the internet company so they had an excuse not to pay, but Mrs Lamb reminded him all bills arrived electronically - "To save the trees for us lambs to eat."
The flock next door did not even have a modem, let alone Wi-Fi enabled devices, so Mr Lamb trudged ten kilometres to the local library (with pellet breaks of course) since his Uber account was suspended and Mahh hid the car keys after his last adventure.
He uploaded his latest #LambsForLiteracy post via the library computer then researched the internet provider's complaints policy, but the wind stole his notes from his grasp one kilometre from home. No way was this lamb going to retrace his journey.
Eventually, Mrs Lamb's monthly mobile data renewed, so she used it to browse the latest woolcut trends and arrange a SS18 makeover for her grumpy lamb.
Weeks later they finally had somewhat reliable Wi-Fi...until Mr Lamb wanted to upload his latest #LambsForLiteracy post and they discovered the whippet had chewed through the modem cable... Express Post: Replacement cables approximately five working days away.
#LambRights
Anyway, Mrs Lamb was too busy admiring her new woolcut to worry about the drama, and encouraged Mr Lamb to participate in some yoga to improve his mood.
Mr Lamb intended to upload this blog post in October then post another #LambsForLiteracy themed post but, #LambRights issues regarding the internet have continued for over two months.
Cross your hooves Mr Lamb's Woolmas themed blog posts can be uploaded prior to Woolmas.
